29/05/2012

When my boyfriend first heard "Call Me Maybe"

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25/05/2012

omg kill me now

Originally conceived as Twilight fan fiction, James’s 50 Shades of Grey “reimagined the Bella and Edward love affair set in contemporary Seattle, Washington with Bella as the young college graduate virgin and Edward as the masterful billionaire with secret sexual predilections.”

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23/05/2012

“ You’re going to hook up with someone who you would never touch in the daylight sober. Just don’t freak out too much about it. Consider it to be your good deed for the day. „

Thought Catalog, I’m putting this on my wall

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22/05/2012

stream of something,one sentence at a time

my brain has been turned off all day.

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17/05/2012

buzzfeed:

oldfilmsflicker:

INSTANT NETFLIX ALERT TO END ALL INSTANT NETFLIX ALERTS

Take a break for the next hour and 40 minutes.

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10/05/2012

When my boyfriend tries to wake me up before he leaves for work

whatshouldwecallme:

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09/05/2012

“ The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. „

Bertrand Russell, my main man

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Navigating the CVS snack aisle after the bar

whatshouldwecallme:

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27/04/2012

REALLY?!?!?!?

I was all settled in to bed, ready to go to sleep when my phone rang. Thinking it was my boyfriend, who fell asleep at 8 and knew I would be up at 130am calling, I picked it up and nearly clicked the talk button when I realized it wasn’t my boyfriend at all. Thank god for these cat like reflexes because that phone call was one that I have been trying to avoid since August. You know when you make a mistake and you just can’t shake the repercussions? That is my life. I HAVE REPENTED MY SINS, JESUS! Why must this continue?

Katie, looks like the dog-shit plan in a go! haha

UGH!

Text posted at 01:45

Stella’s mommy, snowball, died last night following a botched spay operation. Her owner incessantly requested that my mother adopt snowball because she did not have the means to fully provide for her any longer. Unfortunately, my parents couldn’t do it because we already have two rowdy german sheps. She was only 8 years old.

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